THINGS EVERY MAN SHOULD KNOW ABOUT BREASTS

BREAST HANDLING

BOOBIES, TATAS, JUGS, MELONS, BUBBIES, ORANGES, ..THESE ARE SO MANY NICKNAMES THAT MEN USE IN REFFERING TO BREASTS.

Men love breast but they are very ignorant when it comes to breasts and handling breasts and they end up hurting their women physically due to to the careless way they handle their breasts.

If you are a man reading this, here are the things we feel you must know about our breasts;

• If you keep sucking in a constant motion like a baby, we get creeped out and might consider giving you a bottle to suck on next time. switch up your moves man, throw in a lick or a hand!

• You can go down on me for hours but if you don't touch my boobs I won't be satisfied.

• Breast is not a personality trait, please don't list them as one of the reasons you like me even if they are spectacular.

• You can keep your head on my 'natural pillows' but if you elbow it or keep an inanimate object on it I will wonder if you respect me.

• Forget you ever learnt that word 'saggy'!

• Do not make fun of any woman's tits in my presence.  Don't pull or push too much, try a nice massage....hmmmmm...yes yes..that's better.

• Our boobs might be soo tempting and inviting to play with but please, focus on the nipples.  

• If our nipples aren't hard, what you are doing isn't working! sounds familiar?

• There may be the time our cleavages needs lubrication *winks*winks*winks* please never directly spit on them!.yuck (too close to the face).

• Bras are never really comfortable, even those ugly ones!